And That's Why You Always Leave A Note.

Author of (never) to be published (or written) cookbook for singles.
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Crema still remembers me! (at crema coffeehouse)

Beers, buds, & bachelorette party tonight! (at Dry Dock Brewing Company)

I ❤️ my mom.

"But oh, to be free. Not to have to go "Poof! What do you need?" "Poof! What do you need?" "Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world. But what am I talking about? Let’s get real here, that’s never gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus." Aladdin - "Genie, you’re free!"

This is @danielwhite, and he is torn between going to the Cardinals vs Orioles game and Otakon–a three day gathering celebrating Japanese and east Asian pop culture that’s happening across the street. (at Oriole Park at Camden Yards)

Cardinals game in Baltimore with @chardaechivonne & @danielwhite AKA forcing my beliefs onto my roommates. (at Oriole Park at Camden Yards)

I’m having barrels of fun. lolz (at Hardywood Brewery)

It’s my first party at @triplestamppress! Work day, I mean work day. (at Triple Stamp Press)

Surprisingly, I was the only one who used these props at a steakhouse party.

I’m singing songs all day at Brown’s Island for the paddle boarders. Come put money in my tip jar. #LetItGo #splash&dash (at Brown’s Island)

My mom bought me a Grumpy Cat on QVC.

I hope they do a duet to “Fuck Her Gently”? (at VELOCITY COMICS Official Page)

Tonight is the roast @mattmoment Happy Birthday Matt, if I didn’t look like your wife, we’d probably not be friends. (at VELOCITY COMICS Official Page)

Would you like tears with your margarita? Salt, I mean salt.

Made it on the Kiss Cam! #cardsfangram (at Busch Stadium Saint Louis Mo)