And That's Why You Always Leave A Note.

Author of (never) to be published (or written) cookbook for singles.
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Surprisingly, I was the only one who used these props at a steakhouse party.

I’m singing songs all day at Brown’s Island for the paddle boarders. Come put money in my tip jar. #LetItGo #splash&dash (at Brown’s Island)

My mom bought me a Grumpy Cat on QVC.

I hope they do a duet to “Fuck Her Gently”? (at VELOCITY COMICS Official Page)

Tonight is the roast @mattmoment Happy Birthday Matt, if I didn’t look like your wife, we’d probably not be friends. (at VELOCITY COMICS Official Page)

Would you like tears with your margarita? Salt, I mean salt.

Made it on the Kiss Cam! #cardsfangram (at Busch Stadium Saint Louis Mo)

My little guy & his Build-a-Fredbird. #cardsfangram (at Busch Stadium Saint Louis Mo)

Cheers! @kelsuehendu (at Busch Stadium Saint Louis Mo)

On the field with Mick. #americanfreedoms #FoundingStepFather (at Busch Stadium Saint Louis Mo)

Katie Jones’ Homeland #americanfreedoms (at Busch Stadium Saint Louis Mo)

Fall Line Fest playlist omg 2014!!!

Happy birthday to my big sister!

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Jenn Pelly talks with Lukas Moodysson, the Swedish director behind the new film We Are the Best!, which chronicles the adventures of two young punks named Bobo and Klara: “There is a scene in the film where Bobo is sad because she has thrown up all over these records at a party. She says, ‘Nothing in my life is going right.’ And Klara says, ‘You have a friend that really likes you. You even have two friends who really like you.’ I mean, that is a luxury. To have one friend is actually enough sometimes. But two friends? That is a fantastic thing.”

I have a new ride & she should be ready by Sunday! #rva #mopeds